Strike 3- You're Out and To Your Room

OK. I KNOW 4 year old judgement is lacking but come on!!!!!

1. About 2 weeks ago, Damon said Kyle was being quiet and when he found him he had taken a permanent sharpie marker, gone into the laundry room and had painted all his fingers and toes and feet and belly and arms and face with it! (Alcohol removed most of it)
2. Last weekend, it was quiet again while I was talking on the phone and he was doing crafts at the table. I said "Kyle- where are you?" No answer so I got up and he was under the kitchen table with scissors in his hand and a pile of his hair beside him.
3. He went to the bathroom about 5 minutes ago which is nothing unusual. He does that all by himself with no help for anything. Thankfully, I went in for something shortly after and found the trash can (Longaberger basket one) in the middle of the floor. I quickly realized he had decided to urinate in it instead of the toilet. Thankfully, the Meijer trash can liner did it's duty and I had a liner for the basket. He is now in his room (time out for Mommy I think)

All I know is that I think the researchers better do some more research. (see previous post)